NEWS FLASH: THE DRUNKEN DWARF ENTERS REHAB FOR THE 1,000,346TH TIME.
Thousands of Runescape goldRuneScape players
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"It's just really irritating," Runescape
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A spokesdwarf announced Runescape Moneythat
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complaints
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"Well of course we are Runescape cheattaking
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Not all dwarves Runescape GPare happy with the
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player protests however. Runescape GP
"Yeah, yeah, Runescape GPyeah. You humans
aren't very friendly are you? Runescape GPFirst
off,
you are always Runescape GPtrying to kill us
for our pick axes and weapons and the
like. Runescape GPBut when one of us tries to
be a little nice it's, Runescape GP'Aarrgh,
what
does that dwarf want now!' Runescape GPI mean
all the bloke wants Runescape GPto do is give
you a drink and a Runescape GPsnack and say
'ello and you act Runescape GPlike he is
committing a crime," Runescape GPcomplained one
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anonymous. Runescape GP
When asked if Runescape goldhe thought this
stint in rehab might do the Runescape goldtrick
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Drunken Dwarf replied, Runescape gold"hic."
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