THE DRUNKEN DWARF ENTERS REHAB FOR THE 1,000,346TH TIME

Thousands of RuneScape players Runescapestormed

the dwarvan headquarters today Runescape
demanding that the RunescapeDwarf officials do

something about that Drunken Runescape
Dwarf. Runescape


"It's just really irritating," Runescape goldone

player commented. Runescape gold"Here I am,
obviously Runescape goldin the middle of a fight

for my life with a Blue Dragon, Runescape gold
when this bloke Runescape goldshows up and

demands I take a beer and a kebab from Runescape

gold
him. Runescape goldLike I have time for

socializing right then. Runescape goldThe

dwarves have to Runescape gold
take some responsibility!" Runescape gold


Another player Runescape Moneywas overheard

muttering, Runescape Money"It might be different

if the Runescape Money
beer were any good Runescape Moneyor the kebab

actually tasted like something I Runescape Money
wanted to eat or healed some health. Runescape

MoneyBut they aren't. Runescape MoneyI think

the Runescape Money
Drunken Dwarf is a Runescape Moneylittle dodgy

just like his kebabs." Runescape Money


A spokesdwarf Runescape Coinsannounced that

officials were taking the complaints Runescape

Coins
seriously and had Runescape Coinstalked the

Drunken Dwarf into trying Rehab yet once Runescape

Coins
again. Runescape Coins


"Well of course Runescape Newswe are taking the

players complaints seriously. Runescape NewsWe
dont want the humans Runescape Newsto think we

are condoning public drunkenness. Runescape

NewsBut
you all have to understand, Runescape Newswe

have been dealing with the Drunken Runescape

News
Dwarf for ages. Runescape NewsHe just really

likes his beer." Runescape News


Not all dwarves are happy Runescape GPwith the

Dwarvan officials' response to the Runescape GP
player protests however. Runescape GP


"Yeah, yeah, Runescape GPyeah. You humans aren't

very friendly are you? Runescape GPFirst off,
you are Runescapealways trying to kill us for

our pick axes and weapons and the Runescape
like. But when one of us Runescapetries to be a

little nice it's, Runescape'Aarrgh, what
does that dwarf want now!' RunescapeI mean all

the bloke wants to do is give Runescape gold
you a drink Runescape goldand a snack and say

'ello and you act like he is Runescape gold
committing a crime," Runescape goldcomplained

one dwarf who insisted on remaining Runescape

gold
anonymous. Runescape gold


When asked if he thought this Runescape

Coinsstint in rehab might do the trick the Runescape Coins
Drunken Dwarf replied, Runescape Coins"hic."